The Masters

[Hereford Wolf]

Always enjoy this weekend even though I don’t play golf.

If I was a betting man then I would be going for Tommy Fleetwood.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Would like to watch it on BBC the first couple of days (with the sound off as Alliss and Brown are as enjoyable as surgery without anaesthesia). Shame it is on Sky until Saturday.

What I like about the Masters is the rules for the "patrons". No shouting means none of that "get in the hole" nonsense, which is a blessing.

 

[Hereford Wolf]

Would like to watch it on BBC the first couple of days (with the sound off as Alliss and Brown are as enjoyable as surgery without anaesthesia). Shame it is on Sky until Saturday.

What I like about the Masters is the rules for the "patrons". No shouting means none of that "get in the hole" nonsense, which is a blessing.

I agree. The golfers must want to smash them in the face when they shout that!

 

[Jinky]

I had each way bets on Fleetwood & DJ.

My dad went each way on Paul Casey. Ouch.

 

[The Bear]

Syndicate at work. We've had £5 wins on Fowler, Rose, Thomas and Woods. Plus £2.50 e/w on Poulter at 60/1.

 

[Johnny75]

Koepka looks in phenomenal form. Got the mindset for it too.

 

[Lord Knows]

Happy to back Dustin Johnson.

 

[Trips]

Backed Dechambeau at 25s before the start. Fantastic last 3 holes from him yesterday.

16 - Tees it within 6 inches of the hole for birdie
17 - Chips in for birdie
18 - Hits the flag and lands inches short for another birdie

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Big fan of this steward from last night. Put an early reducer on Tiger, let him know you're there.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Decent tackle that

 

[Tony Towner]

Decent scoring already today. The leader is going to be -11 or better tonight

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

We can forget McIlroy then.

I really REALLY want Poulter to win it.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Five minutes of Alliss and I want to kill myself.

Please somebody tell the cretin to retire.

 

[Johnny75]

Finau looking good. All the rest bunching behind him. Top round by Webb Simpson.

I've never understood the Tiger love in. No doubt he's one of the greatest golfers ever but he's an utter cunt of a man. Genuine arsehole.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

We can forget McIlroy then.

I really REALLY want Poulter to win it.

-9 and playing very nicely.

Think he may be a little short on the final day though.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Superb episode of tiger TV by the sycophantic American network.

Go Molinari.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Tbf, the man is a dickhead and doesn't deserve the sycophancy, but it is a hell of a story. He was totally broken physically and mentally not so long ago. No way should he really be contending for a Major again.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

He's a wifebeating scumbag

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Other way round wasn't it?! :icon_lol:

He's a deeply strange individual. This is a long read but he's a proper oddball.

http://www.espn.co.uk/espn/feature/...-life-unraveled-years-father-earl-woods-death

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

I'm sure it was all little her thrashing at him that made him smash his car up with a golf club.

But the American networks love him. Every shot he hits I want it to go spectacularly wrong. My dream is he shanks one, hits Matt Kuchar and the deflection then smacks Phil Mickelson in the face.