Claims to Fame

[leedswolf]

My grandad on one side played football with Duncan Edwards.

How do you play football on one side?

 

[Lord Knows]

Only if they were meant to be there, otherwise you are related to a nutter

Meant to be there, get all the inside info about the Tennis players away from the camera, the nice ones and the prats.

 

[Newbridge Wolf]

My Brother was on the Final Link and got down to the final two, he gave Anne Robinson a bit of gyp too!

Bloody hell, I really don't have any claims to fame myself!

 

[Langers]

How do you play football on one side?

Have you ever seen Paul Cook play football?

 

[leedswolf]

I've also seen Craig Charles a few times in various bars when he wasn't supposed to be in them.

He's been in other places that he's not supposed to be in hasn't he?

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Where Paddy Power is in town used to be a really shit Irish pub, can't remember the name of it. Anyway one Saturday when we were playing away I went in there for some unknown reason and Keith Andrews was at the bar moaning to anyone who'd listen that he wasn't in the team and it wasn't fair that he wasn't getting a chance. Hmmm, quick clue for you Keith, can you guess what it might be? I didn't talk to him.

 

[leedswolf]

Have you ever seen Paul Cook play football?

Many a time. He was vertical pretty much most of the time though.

 

[Newbridge Wolf]

I've also seen Craig Charles a few times in various bars when he wasn't supposed to be in them.
.

The Queen Vic?

 

[Lord Knows]

I once told David Campese that he was a cunt.

Old mate of mine went to live in Australia, on a sunday morning Campo who lived opposite would be out washing his car and having a grumble about everything English.

 

[leedswolf]

Old mate of mine went to live in Australia, on a sunday morning Campo who lived opposite would be out washing his car and having a grumble about everything English.

Campo was in his café in Sydney when I offered my opinion.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

I have served the following when I worked in a petrol station while getting qualified

Vinnie Jones
John Hartson
John Motson
Bruce Rioch

and....


JFKinnear

 

[Penk Wolf]

I know Ian Booth reasonably well. In fact, I've had pints with him on many occasions.

 

[machin05]

The bass player in my band installed the intruder alarm for Noddy Holder in his house in Cheshire(?).

 

[So Long Architect]

Going for third hand now.... My best mate at school, his uncle played for Man Utd during the Busby era and was lucky enough not to be killed in Munich. His son (my mate's cousin) has written a book about it - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Johnny-Forg...1371815242&sr=8-1&keywords=the+forgotten+babe

I've yet to read it but it looks good.

 

[Langers]

I know Ian Booth reasonably well. In fact, I've had pints with him on many occasions.

You lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky bastard.

 

[Lord Knows]

Spoke to David Essex at the Grand Hotel not long ago, cracking bloke. He said he would love to get tickets for the Wolves, always supported them.

 

[Langers]

JFKinnear

Did he call you Piddy?

 

[leedswolf]

The bass player in my band installed the intruder alarm for Noddy Holder in his house in Cheshire(?).

I went to Ozzy Osbourne's house warming party.

 

[Penk Wolf]

I've met the following at book signings at WHS head office when I worked there. This list is fucking eclectic!


Geoff Hurst

I've played golf with Martin Peters, and John Conteh, Ronnie Corbett, Ed Stewart and Andy Mutch.

Had dinner with Bobby Thompson and had an argument with Lee Mills.

 

[Lord Knows]

I went to Ozzy Osbourne's house warming party.

Did he throw you out of the window in an act of friendship?