Shithead XI - Current Players

[Johnny75]

He's not quite as bad as Maupay or Ashley Barnes but it's that wheelhouse, isn't it.

Definitely, in a shithead XI Pod would be the 10 behind those pair of throbbers.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Definitely, in a shithead XI Pod would be the 10 behind those pair of throbbers.

Adam Smith RB
Harry Arter CM

 

[Sniffer]

Get McGinn in.

 

[Tredman]

Roy Keane next to Arter.

 

[Alan]

Michael “Elbows” Dawson at CB.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Martinez in goal.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Martinez in goal.

He was never a cunt when he played for us (rawer than steak tartare for sure)

I blame Arteta

 

[Sniffer]

Danny Mills - get him in.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Barton as captain.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Current players only please gents, because Paul Dickov's legacy place is there forever.

Ratboy Fernandes in the mix.

 

[Sniffer]

Get Mings in.

 

[Jack Regan]

I'd have Jota in there, goes down really easily and gets in opposition players faces unnecessarily all the time. Also prone to the niggly and petulant foul. Amusingly as much as Maupay is hated on here, Diogo is a much better version of him.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Nah man, Jota is fucking hard, not the other way round. The batterings he took in the Championship for us were out of the late 80s and he just kept going.

 

[ROVERT47]

That twat at Forest, forgot his name, Ryan something?

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

That twat at Forest, forgot his name, Ryan something?

Yates, yes, a complete wanker

 

[Carrotdude]

Richarlison and Antony get in surely?

 

[PuntsWolf]

Busquets and Jordi Alba

 

[Lycan]

Doesn't quite fit the current player mold as he literally played his last professional game the other night but Raul Garcia at Athletic was the ultimate shithouse

 

[Lycan]

Oh and Pepe obviously. He's still playing, got to be captain.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Oh and Pepe obviously. He's still playing, got to be captain.

I think Sergio Ramos is a bigger cunt if we're picking ex-Real CHs. Horse faced wanker.