The All New Alan Partridge Thread

[Templeton Peck]

"I'll tell you about this guy - he got the lab assistant pregnant and he never sees the kid"

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Thank god its not just me. The amount of times I've split Mrs Pecks sides approaching roundabouts with "I'm going nowhere Lyn, quite literally, I'm on the ring road".

I extend it to pre-match Wolves chat in the pub too.

"Stop getting Wolves wrong!"

 

[MARKakaJIM]

I've used the ring road line in the past too.

Just had a flashback to a brilliant Partridge moment that me and mate recreated many times over 2 days. When we were in 6th form we did this '6th form challenge' to improve key skills and teamwork and what not, for some reason we did it at Dudley Zoo where low and behold they have macaque monkeys. So everytime we passed that enclosure the story of 'hoying a monkey into the sea' ensued.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

I have offered people a cup of beans before. And when asked to pass a spoon, say "Ah, there's one in the bathroom, but I've no cause for it".

I really am hilarious sometimes, it must be wonderful to know me.

 

[So Long Architect]

"Lovely stuff. Not my words, Michael, the words of Shakin' Stevens."

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

I'm really not sure how my wife puts up with me sometimes. Obligatory on a motorway when passing a coach to say "and overtaking National Express coaches can become a LONG DRAWN OUT AFFAIR. Not my words Carol, the words of TOP GEAR MAGAZINE."

I'll get chucked out of the car one day.

 

[Paul]

I extend it to pre-match Wolves chat in the pub too.

"Stop getting Wolves wrong!"

Find the 'explaining James Bond ' clip again, i need a pick me up

Or the petrol station standoff with the apple slice ?

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Also from that episode..."Which are the less important Bonds? I've got to hear this."

 

[Langers]

Well done, Lynne. That was textbook.

 

[MARKakaJIM]

One of the Welsh ones?

He didn't play it as a Welshman Lynn. He didn't say the names Bond, Jones the Bond, Double 0 stheven.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

One of the Welsh ones?

He didn't play it as a Welshman Lynn. He didn't say the names Bond, Jones the Bond, Double 0 stheven.

Different series, but:

"I never felt that anyone could wear a safari suit with the same degree of casuality as Roger".

 

[Langers]

Am I right? I'm not wrong.

 

[MARKakaJIM]

Try and finish your sentence lynn, go on, i'll just talk over you.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

You see, that's not an anecdote. You've got on your press release here, "anecdotes". That's just dishonest.

 

[Kenny]

Just to bring a WTF moment to this thread

From
http://www.splitting-images.com/

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

:icon_lol:

Did we have a lookalikes thread before? We should have one.

That really is just a man in a suit.

"I can read you like a book Lynn. And not a very good book. Certainly not 'Bravo Two Zero' by Andy McNab, which actually improves with every read"

 

[Paul]

We've got so much chat, I'm going to have to get my ice pick out and scale the north face of Chat-mandu!

 

[So Long Architect]

I don't wanna get bogged down in this whole gay nest of vipers.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Enough with the small talk, let's gan down to business. What's de big oidea?

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Tell you what, tell you what, it's nine and a half thousand pounds.