The All New Alan Partridge Thread

[Templeton Peck]

'There's a gibbet. Would you pull the lever?'

 

[Langers]

They've rebadged it, you fool!

Lilt drink brand to be scrapped after 50 years and rebranded

Owner Coca Cola is rebranding the soft drink as Fanta Pineapple & Grapefruit.

www.bbc.co.uk

Massively missing a trick not rebranding it Sprunt

 

[MARKakaJIM]

Sprunt?

 

[Langers]

 

[Kenny]

"and right now I need two positives'

 

[Langers]

 

[Tredman]

Posted the first one of these in the music thread, but as they SURELY must be satire perhaps belongs better here:

https://x.com/laithwaites/status/1691011789746839552?s=46&t=8yPlPQoVyLXKQTmFSvGt_A

Either way Alex James is even more of a wanker than I already thought possible.

 

[ROVERT47]

There was an ABBA tribute while we at Butlins last week, me and my Son were having a great time shouting ‘AHHAA’ during the rendition of Knowing me Knowing You, we were pissed mind.

 

[Sniffer]

Post your questions for Alan Partridge

From local radio to TV and cinema stardom, and back again, there are many mysteries to this entertainment giant. Here’s your chance to solve them

www.theguardian.com

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Yes, Alan. I wondered if you had any more Alan Partridge tie and blazer badge packs available.

 

[Kenny]

They are going to receive that question so many times

Also hope many ask if in the cost of living crisis is he still having to make substantial savings and will he now consider driving a Mini Metro

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Who invented the skip?

 

[Kenny]

 

[Trips]

Do you like me sex-wise? Quickly

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

You know, the usual. Lesbo's, Lezzers, Les be Friends, Dykes, Bull Dykes, Dick Van Dykes, Spare Rib Ticklers, Cat-Flaps, Pussy Footers, Knicker Pickers, Men, Back Packers, Tent Peggers, Trout Fishers, Melon Farmers, Kwik-Fit Fitters, Baggage Handlers and, er, Left Luggage. Do those names hurt?

 

[Kenny]

I don't think the Guardian have thought this one through

 

[Templeton Peck]

You know, the usual. Lesbo's, Lezzers, Les be Friends, Dykes, Bull Dykes, Dick Van Dykes, Spare Rib Ticklers, Cat-Flaps, Pussy Footers, Knicker Pickers, Men, Back Packers, Tent Peggers, Trout Fishers, Melon Farmers, Kwik-Fit Fitters, Baggage Handlers and, er, Left Luggage. Do those names hurt?

'Are these names that you and the guys came up with earlier?'
'No. Lezzers and Dykes - can't take the credit for those.'

 

[Keef]

Who invented the skip?

Oh I don’t know, Bobby Moore.

 

[ROVERT47]

Chris Ryan or Andy McNab?

 

[Langers]

"Guess which one of you two ladies I'm going to make love with now?"