The worst game you ever watched.

[FrankMunro-371]

Some are saying that yesterdays game between Ireland and England was the worst they have seen. I am sure there have worse than that.

I can recall a game between Hartlepool and Wolves back in the dark days. 0-0, and to be honest both sides were lucky to get nil.!

 

[Langers]

Just has to be Wolves v Stoke in the Prem a few years back. Unforgettably forgettable!!

The cup replay v Blues wasn't much better.

 

[FrankMunro-371]

Just has to be Wolves v Stoke in the Prem a few years back. Unforgettably forgettable!!

The cup replay v Blues wasn't much better.

Yes I had forgotten the Blues game, though in my defence it was very easy to forget...

 

[The Bear]

There were plenty of home draws under Hoddle that I'd rather not remember ever again.

 

[Langers]

Oh and Fulham v Sheff Utd in the FA Cup last season. As fun as putting drill bits into your eyeballs.

 

[Lycan]

Just has to be Wolves v Stoke in the Prem a few years back.

Came here to post this. Awful, awful game of football.

 

[Kenny]

Gillingham 1 Wolves 0. The end of the Jones era.

Nothing will EVER come close to matching that bag of wank excuse for a game of football

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Quite a few candidates. Agree with the mentions above so I won't repeat them.

Wolves:

Wolves 0-0 Watford, I think Colin Lee was their manager, right around New Year's Day, freezing, virtually no shots.
Gillingham 1-0 Wolves, not the one Kenny went to, one we lost under Lee when they first came up to the Championship. Fucking rubbish.
Double header under Hoddle, QPR 0-0 Wolves and Wolves 0-0 Stoke. Two games in four days, we had three shots on target across them. And two came in the same attack.
Wolves 2-1 Bristol City under Saunders, seriously, if ever there was a game where both teams deserved to lose, that was it.

Non-Wolves:

Marseille vs Red Star Belgrade in the European Cup final, 1991
Switzerland vs Ukraine, 2006 World Cup
England vs Algeria, 2010 World Cup

 

[Langers]

Switzerland vs Ukraine, 2006 World Cup
England vs Algeria, 2010 World Cup

Both very good shouts. IIRC the Switzerland/Ukraine game was so bad and devoid of chances that even the first few penalties in the subsequent shootout missed the target.

 

[visage]

Gillingham 1 Wolves 0. The end of the Jones era.

Nothing will EVER come close to matching that bag of wank excuse for a game of football

This. I remember walking into the pub near the ground afterwards, seeing Stoo and basically saying 'let's not talk about it'.

 

[visage]

Dan, the QPR game, was that the one we got to late? After meeting Dave in the pub beforehand?

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Dan, the QPR game, was that the one we got to late? After meeting Dave in the pub beforehand?

Indeed it was. I don't think we missed anything.

 

[visage]

Nope.

 

[ROVERT47]

The two games over the Christmas period against the leagues whipping boys (Peterborough and Ipswich i think) under Solbakken take some beating.

 

[Sniffer]

0-0 away at Oxford. The bright pink shorts matched to the fetching blue Wolves away top is the only thing that I can remember about the game.

 

[FrankMunro-371]

West Germany v Austria in the 1982 world cup. A shocking game, and one where it might be said that both teams were happy with 1 goal German victory, as it allowed Austria to qualify at Algeria's expense.

 

[jd1981]

For me nothing was as bad as those two cup games against blues in 2012 at the of MM era miserable stuff with a miserable result to match.

 

[lemonjelly]

Was just about to suggest that frank!
Remember being very very confused as a child. And annoyed, as I had a world cup book.

 

[Kenny]

For me nothing was as bad as those two cup games against blues in 2012 at the of MM era miserable stuff with a miserable result to match.

and ITV showed both!!

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

First one was on ESPN I think...

For the replay Chiles (ever the professional) was incredulous that rather than making unfunny quips, Roy Keane had actually done some preparation and watched the first game.