The Puns & Weak as Fabio Silva Banter Thread

[Lycan]

There's a town just outside Glasgow called Milngavie which is pronounced Mull-Guy. Another called Strathhaven which is Straven.

 

[Jolemai]

The forename St. John is a good one. Any guesses?

 

[Tony Towner]

Sin gin as in Norman St John Stevas

 

[C.L.D]

Cholmondley pronounced Chumley by the locals is a belter.

Features here! English language is bonkers.

 

[sycophantia]

The forename St. John is a good one. Any guesses?

Singen

 

[sycophantia]

Theres loads of weirdly pronounced wirds/names, I like it, bit of fun ay it.
Locally we have Brewood, pronounced Brewed as in a cup of tea . Also Great Chatwell is called Chatell locally.

 

[Tredman]

The forename St. John is a good one. Any guesses?

Pronounced Wanker I believe.

 

[leedswolf]

Is Baswich that is pronounced Baz itch? Rugeley pronounced shithole?

 

[prawnking]

Surprised a mod hasn't closed this thread 'till it moves somewhere else' yet...

Maybe someone would have to be slagging off GON's pronunciation of words for that to happen?

 

[sycophantia]

Surprised a mod hasn't closed this thread 'till it moves somewhere else' yet...

Maybe someone would have to be slagging off GON's pronunciation of words for that to happen?

It's probably gone on a bit too long but when there's some actual football to talk about we can get back to slagging off GON/Semedo/Fabio/Kilman/RAN/Sa, delete as required.

 

[The Bear]

I often drove through a small village on the way to work called Heather. Pronounced Heeether.

 

[prawnking]

It's probably gone on a bit too long but when there's some actual football to talk about we can get back to slagging off GON/Semedo/Fabio/Kilman/RAN/Sa, delete as required.

Is that how it works now? Some consistency would be nice

 

[leedswolf]

It's probably gone on a bit too long but when there's some actual football to talk about we can get back to slagging off GON/Semedo/Fabio/Kilman/RAN/Sa, delete as required.

I'm sure the thread police will prevail

 

[prawnking]

I'm happy for all threads to be policed with the lightest of touches, but we still get shite like this allowed to fester for days, while other actual football discussion gets curtailed on a whim?

 

[Tredman]

I mean you could start a new Serious General Wolves News Only thread if you like

 

[prawnking]

It's not me who needs to do something different

 

[Wolf Hunting]

Sinjn.

The forename St. John is a good one. Any guesses?

 

[Tom Hark]

Those guesses were so good you'd almost think people knew the answer before they posted.

Woolfardisworthy (Devon) - any guesses?
Have we done Cholmondeley, Beauchamp, and Beaulieu?

 

[lemonjelly]

Everyone's going very exotic with places, then there is caldmore in walsall....

 

[The Bear]

I'm happy for all threads to be policed with the lightest of touches, but we still get shite like this allowed to fester for days, while other actual football discussion gets curtailed on a whim?

There is no football to discuss. Plus this stuff is light hearted not a heated debate, and doesn't need "curtailing".