The Puns & Weak as Fabio Silva Banter Thread

[sycophantia]

I use it ironically, don't worry. I'm the sort who despises throwing "man" in front of shit to differentiate it. A bun is a bun!

Unless its a roll.

 

[Aikiwolf]

Unless its a roll.

Or a cob

 

[KentWolf]

Or a cob

Bap

 

[Alan]

 

[GLASGOWOLF]

Unless its a roll.

Or a cob

 

[sycophantia]

Or a cob

Got aikiwolf on ignore?

 

[Paul]

Got aikiwolf on ignore?

Haven't we all??

 

[BillyDee]

Or a cob

 

[Aikiwolf]

Or a cob

 

[Blakenhall Wolf]

Or a cob

Bap

 

[Quirkafleeg]

Cob ffs

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

If you are in the East Midlands that’s what it is innit?

 

[Tony Towner]

Cba to find it, but there's a meme somewhere that breaks down baps/cobs/rolls/bread cakes based on locality

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Clanger in Bedfordshire. Although that is more like an oatcake really.

 

[sycophantia]

When I go to Huggys Speedshop at Mallory Park, Leicestershire, the cafe there calls them a batch

 

[Jinky]

Cba to find it, but there's a meme somewhere that breaks down baps/cobs/rolls/bread cakes based on locality

You lazy, lazy bastard.

 

[Dukinfield]

It’s a muffin up here.

My wife loves a muffin in the morning.

 

[BillyDee]

Usage is also important: It's a roll, unless I'm putting a burger in it. Then it's a bun or a bap...

 

[sycophantia]

Surely it's only a roll if it's roll shaped, like for a hot dog.
That meme is flawed anyway, always been a cob in my part of the west midlands, got quite a few east Midlands mates, none of them call it a cob, always a batch.

 

[Mel Evo]

God I hate the international break

Got a cob on mate?