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The Worst Kits Thread

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Following on from the thread from Deutsch of your five best kits, now lets see what the worst ones look like.

As we're not in the Wolves section, no Wolves kits are allowed, so none of the utterly pathetic gold/black or green wolf head kits or the truly horrendous white Sportingbet top.

It doesn't have to be five either. This one gets my vote...



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A few I hate...

Athletic Bilbao 2010

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Celtic

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1860 Munich

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Here's one to beat the Coventry shirt... From America, the land that keeps giving

Colorado Caribous

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And one from a local team up here, Bedale AFC, sponsored by "Heck" sausage company so, why not have a sausage shirt...

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Following on from the thread from Deutsch of your five best kits, now lets see what the worst ones look like.

As we're not in the Wolves section, no Wolves kits are allowed, so none of the utterly pathetic gold/black or green wolf head kits or the truly horrendous white Sportingbet top.

It doesn't have to be five either. This one gets my vote...



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That's worth a fortune now - the kit, not Ian Wallace
 
This man has/had plenty of reasons to be unpopular without the monstrosity of a kit that he's wearing!

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And one from a local team up here, Bedale AFC, sponsored by "Heck" sausage company so, why not have a sausage shirt...

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Got a lot of time for Heck sausages.

Any of the mid-00s Werder Bremen kits where they decided to introduce a weird orangey-yellow colour to their green shirts, rancid.
 
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This beauty from Newcastle a couple of years ago

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Our own Steve Froggatt modelling this garish number from Villa in the 90's

The were some absolute shockers produced by clubs in the 90's, we could have a separate thread devoted to awful keepers tops alone
 
This just looks completely wrong, sending my OCD into overdrive. Like when Mini Langers makes his Lego and puts the stickers on but they're all lopsided.

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I don't need to explain this.

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This makes me want to vomit. The kit is bad as well.

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I would have chosen that Blues away top, and the Celtic kit posted by Darlo, but they've already been posted and we really don't want to see them again.
 
I wanted to put a picture of terry yorath in a wales shirt on but I cannot get images to load and frankly the black dog day I am having will result in me smashing the house up if it fails again.

Suffice to say the poor cunt played in that coventry kit and then a wales one that mirrored it.
 
Pink shorts, with the beans top... I think they knew a worst kits thread was coming
 
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Yellow on white doesn't go.

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The birdshit kit.

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Fucking lol. Legend has it that Bobby Gould had input into this one when he was manager. Wanted them to be inspired by Melchester Rovers. They got relegated to the third tier.

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A current day one. Dear Sheffield Wednesday, can you stop looking like Ipswich please? Thanks.

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Looks like a 1990s inkjet printer has flipped its lid and gone off one one.
 
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This is a personal favourite of mine locally (to me) - Berwick Rangers circa 1996
 
I don't think I understand what's wrong with the Wednesday kit Dan posted.
 
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