The CHRISTMAS Thread

[Parkins left foot]

Every time a food thread pops up on here, I read through it just to remind myself that 90% of British meals sound like absolute gibberish to me.

That's OK then - US meals sound gibberish to us

2 nations separated by a common language

 

[Paul]

Every time a food thread pops up on here, I read through it just to remind myself that 90% of British meals sound like absolute gibberish to me.

Wow from a country that has grits ( that's a grade of aggregate here ) cookies (biscuits) chips (crisps) and your cheese is pressurised in spray cans, I travel to Florida at least once a year, I can track you down like a dog !!!


Not really love you mate

 

[PPB]

Wow from a country that has grits ( that's a grade of aggregate here ) cookies (biscuits) chips (crisps) and your cheese is pressurised in spray cans

I'll add maple syrup on the same plate as bacon, brown sugar in baked beans, Cool Whip, shit chocolate, and Egg Nog.

 

[Freddeno]

In sweden christmas sandwiches usually are malt bread with butter, christmas ham and a nice mustard on that

 

[Dublin Drummer Wolf]

I tried cheddar cheese grits in America last month. It was honestly one of the worst things I've ever eaten, it looked like wallpaper paste and tasted like how I imagine wallpaper paste tastes. Just awful.

 

[Parkins left foot]

I tried cheddar cheese grits in America last month. It was honestly one of the worst things I've ever eaten, it looked like wallpaper paste and tasted like how I imagine wallpaper paste tastes. Just awful.

You are going to have to try wallpaper paste now just to check that description :icon_smile:

 

[Deleted Cyber]

And so it begins. The annual descent into misery

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

You are going to have to try wallpaper paste now just to check that description :icon_smile:

There you go:

 

[MARKakaJIM]

I'll add maple syrup on the same plate as bacon, brown sugar in baked beans, Cool Whip, shit chocolate, and Egg Nog.

Bacon and maple syrup is ace.

 

[PPB]

Bacon and maple syrup is ace.

Maple syrup on a breakfast waffle, with no bacon in sight, is ace.

 

[Deleted Cyber]

Salmon, scrambled eggs, cress, rye bread.

 

[PPB]

Salmon, scrambled eggs, cress, rye bread.

That's no Christmas sandwich.

 

[Alan]

I tried cheddar cheese grits in America last month. It was honestly one of the worst things I've ever eaten, it looked like wallpaper paste and tasted like how I imagine wallpaper paste tastes. Just awful.

Cheese grits are an abomination.

Good old buttered grits are all you need. With some bacon to dip in it, if you're feeling extravagant.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Grits are the tugnuts on satan's spot-speckled arse

 

[Alan]

How dare you!

 

[Pablowolf]

Every time a food thread pops up on here, I read through it just to remind myself that 90% of British meals sound like absolute gibberish to me.

Makes no odds, you horrible lot like to cover it all in cheap melted cheese nyway!

 

[Deleted Cyber]

That's no Christmas sandwich.

It is for me!

 

[leedswolf]

Grits are the tugnuts on satan's spot-speckled arse

Biscuits (which aren't) and gravy (which isn't). WTF is that about?

 

[b3h]

Slightly OT, last few Christmas' I've had real stuffing courtesy of the mother in law, and it puts the boxed stuff to shame. I now love stuffing.

 

[Tredman]

I can report the Pret Christmas baguette has not arrived in Birmingham pret yet

I did enjoy a toasted salt beef and pickle baguette though.

@b3h - dead easy to make stuffing yourself too..